“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?”
Oh... oh my. You achieved The Eldritch Void. On the traditional Rice Purity Test, this is the "Veteran" status. You haven't just seen the line; you snorted the line, crossed it, and then set it on fire.
You are a repository of forbidden knowledge. You have experienced more in one lifetime than most people would in ten. You aren't necessarily "bad," you are just saturated with reality. Nothing shocks you anymore. You are the final boss of the internet.
You vibe with The Golden Retriever. Opposites attract. They ground you, and you protect them from the harsh realities of the world. It’s a classic "Grumpy x Sunshine" dynamic.