“You are the main character in a Hallmark movie.”
Congratulations! Or perhaps, our condolences? You have achieved the Golden Retriever result on the Rice Purity Test. This means your innocence is intact, your conscience is clear, and you probably actually read the Terms and Conditions before clicking "Accept."
In the grand spectrum of the internet, you are a rare gem. While others are out collecting regrets and "character development," you are living the soft life. You prioritize comfort, stability, and wholesome fun over chaotic nights out. You aren't boring; you're just unproblematic.
You vibe best with The Main Character. They bring a little excitement to your life, but they respect your boundaries enough not to drag you into jail.