“You have a life, you make mistakes, but you keep it cute.”
You got The Main Character result! This is the sweet spot of the Rice Purity Test. You aren't a saint, but you definitely aren't a sinner. You have lived enough to have stories at brunch, but not so much that you have a criminal record.
You embody the standard Coming of Age trope. You've broken a few rules, kissed a few frogs, and maybe skipped a class or two, but you have a good head on your shoulders. You balance "Living Your Best Life" with "Keeping Your Life Together."
Your soulmate is The Goblin Mode Menace. They provide the chaos you secretly crave, while you provide the bail money (or at least the Uber ride home).